Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...