Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...