Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...