The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...