Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!