Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...