Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp