The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!