Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.