Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...