Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...