To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Try to spell that name
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White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Dissapointing
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The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Farm jokes 07
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Stupid people awards
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What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!