Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...