Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....