George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...