Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...