mosquito and a fly
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Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...