All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...