The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...