The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.