Who is on First?
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Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Arkansas Governor Application
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Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
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Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...