The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!