Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!