A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.