What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
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Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
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Creative wording
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Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
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