How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...