Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...