If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...