A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...