Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...