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A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
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Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...