A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...