Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Ordered to pay fines
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The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...