Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....