I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...