Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...