Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.