Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...