What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....