New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!