You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...