Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...