Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...