Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...