With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...