yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...