Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...