Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...