May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Kermit the Frog
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Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...