The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...