Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...