Looks bad on resume cover letters
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You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...